Projection Junction

Baffled by my recent lack of *Bloggification?

An important factor you've overlooked is that this is a multi-phase project, to be implemented over the life of my blog or, at the latest, myself.

Mason 365: Basic Outline

Phase I: First 28 Days

Review: Logging 1 Excellent and Complete Blog/Day

Project Status: Stellar! Model Student

Phase II: Baby Reverts to Intermittent Sleep Cycles

Mom Undergoes Parallel Priority Shift From Blogging to Snoozing

Project Status: Satisfactory

Logging one half-complete blog/day including photo-snapping and some unedited writing.

Phase III: Sleep Situation Mildly Improved but...

AHH! It's SUMMER! And you know what that means:

Mom undergoes priority shift #2;
Complete 180 from snoozing to 100%, 24-hour on-the-go activity 

Project Status: Poor
Dates posts but writes/uploads nothing.

Phase IV: That line about "Mom and Dad can hardly wait for school to start again..."
Effective Immediately: That guy's totally  fired.
Two kids in school = Twice as much work
Getting up early... Keeping up with homework... Filing papers... Making crafts...
Not to mention Fall/Winter Activities
Project Status: Failing

Takes pics but does nothing else.

Phase V: Taking our cue from another highly inefficient agency which shall hereafter be referred to as the E.R.S, we here at Cereal Mom Corporate will do anything to avoid the use of the term failure, up to and including replacement with additional corporate word-creation.
Project Status: Deferred Reblogturing
From this point forward, no reference will be made to this extremely successful, intentionally low-yield project, with the exception of requesting additional funding for it's clearly necessary continuation.

***Projected End Date: March 21st, 2035

*Corporate Word-Creation: **Best defined as dedication to blogging

**Cereal Mom Corporate reserves the right to alter and/or terminate this pseudo-word at any time and for any reason with or without prior notification.

***As this date was pulled randomly out of the clear blue sky and is based solely on imaginary calculations, Cereal Mom Corporate reserves the right to alter and/or eviscerate this timeline altogether at any time and for any reason, (with continuation of funding, of course.)